crustybob
Sgt Major Of The Forums
i can always respawn outside the bar
Posts: 142
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Post by crustybob on May 13, 2007 19:09:50 GMT
hey that not fair!!! how come i was last !!!! OMFG *kills self with shotgun* *respawns* *kills self with pistol* *respawns* omg look over there a 2 headed dog ahhhhh hahahahah *kills self from laughter * *respawns* so i said him meeeehhhh whats the problem and he said "i have aids ¬.¬" *runs to deserted feild of somekind and destroys self with nuke* *respawns* hahahah wowo im having teh time of my life... oh yeah and the other day i was walking down a road then a watermellon flew right into someones leg and he was like heyyyy whats the big idea and the mellon said the big idea was that i was trying to fly but i faild and the guy was like awww i feal sorry for you so the mellon went to the shops to buy some flying powder but that doesnt exsist so hel cry but hey wait a minute talking water mellons dont exsist so taht means *poof (smoke apears from where teh watermellon was)* bye bye mr. watermellon you will always remain in our hearts.....yeah right anyway as i was saying after i removed that big old respawn point all the way over to this forum instead of the old forum i think i need a drink *orders drink* yay *poisns drink* *leves drnk on side* *returns to drink* *drinks drink* *dies* *respawns* yes lovely jubly *goes to womens tolet* *gets beat up and flushed down the toilet* *drowns* *respawns* anyway i love this country..... *reads the post i just writ* *dies because there is no full stops so i sufficate* *respawns and walks in all casule like* heya hows it goin?
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Post by andymc on May 13, 2007 19:13:34 GMT
*everyone turns and looks at crustybob with the expression of WTF???*
OI crustybob WTF were you on about there??, you need to die again to reset your memory ... so do you feel lucky PUNK??
*pulls out 12 gauge shotgun*
lets see you laugh now ..... hahahaha
*shoots crustybob with shotgun and waits for him to walk in the door still with the shotgun loaded*
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crustybob
Sgt Major Of The Forums
i can always respawn outside the bar
Posts: 142
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Post by crustybob on May 13, 2007 19:19:50 GMT
*takes a shot cut while laughing really really hard because shotguns tickle* *jumps through the roof and lands on andymc* *walks over to bar and sits on a stool* *gets shot again by andymc and his shotgun* *laying there on the bar dead* respawns and walks through door* hey everyone *acts like nothing ever happend*
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Post by andymc on May 13, 2007 19:25:41 GMT
sorry barman for the mess.... ill go to the back and clean dishes??
*turns to everyone and sticks the thumbs up because crustybob is back to normal*
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crustybob
Sgt Major Of The Forums
i can always respawn outside the bar
Posts: 142
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Post by crustybob on May 13, 2007 19:27:42 GMT
*just dies for no aparent reson bacicly just falls to the floor dead* *respawn* hey guys *waves* *looks at andymc and does evil squinty eyes* *hey is that ketchup on your nose?
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Post by andymc on May 13, 2007 19:29:46 GMT
*freaked out by evil eyes and runs to the farthest desert and back*
aggghhhhh he is eeeviiiilll!!!
*pulls out shotgun*
do you feel lucky well do ya punk?
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crustybob
Sgt Major Of The Forums
i can always respawn outside the bar
Posts: 142
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Post by crustybob on May 13, 2007 19:45:36 GMT
wel its all down to one thing....is it ketchup on your noise or what?
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Post by andymc on May 13, 2007 19:53:45 GMT
wel its all down to one thing....is it ketchup on your noise or what? must be blood no ketchup around here
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crustybob
Sgt Major Of The Forums
i can always respawn outside the bar
Posts: 142
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Post by crustybob on May 13, 2007 19:57:38 GMT
oh cool it ok i have ketchup *pulls out ketchup from back pocket*
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Post by andymc on May 13, 2007 20:02:34 GMT
oh ok ....
*puts away shotgun*
give me some to put on my owl droppings, hey weres rozza?
*leans out of window*
ROZZA your missing the fun!!!
*leans back in*
bar man get me two buds ... *whispers* poison one *winks at him*
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crustybob
Sgt Major Of The Forums
i can always respawn outside the bar
Posts: 142
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Post by crustybob on May 13, 2007 20:04:25 GMT
heyy...umm i see you got too buds therer *looks around * well seeing as noone els is here can i have one?
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Post by andymc on May 13, 2007 20:08:01 GMT
yeah sure ... here
*gives him the normal one*
enjoy *winks at him*
is it just me or is it hot around here?
hahahaha i didnt know you had a twin crustybo.......
*falls off chair and dies*
*somehow cant respawn*
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crustybob
Sgt Major Of The Forums
i can always respawn outside the bar
Posts: 142
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Post by crustybob on May 13, 2007 20:11:08 GMT
*laying on the floor with ricamortis* (while crustybob is on the floor spazuming from the poinson andymc get an urge to reply to crustybobs privite messesge that he sent him) *spazums* *blaarhrhghgh* *scilence* *no moovement*
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crustybob
Sgt Major Of The Forums
i can always respawn outside the bar
Posts: 142
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Post by crustybob on May 13, 2007 20:13:35 GMT
*juesus floats down from the heavens as angels sing and revives crustybob* *crustybob gets up stabs jesus in the neck and walks back over to his bud* *sips bud* *andymc falls of stool and is now on the floor dieing from poisn* dont ask me why or how...
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Post by andymc on May 13, 2007 20:13:36 GMT
*from heaven comes a voice*
WHY THE HELL DID YOU POISON BOTH BARMAN ... GOD PEOPLE CANT GET IT RIGHT!!!
*calms down*
ok sorry how do i respawn like crustybob??
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